Reception · $SHRINK
The practice's coin.
A memecoin with a free tool attached. Sessions stay free for every coin, holder or not.
How to book
Four steps. The fourth is the important one.
- Wait for the contract address. It will be posted here and on the practice's X account, nowhere else.
- Check the ticker is $SHRINK and the address matches this page, character by character.
- Buy on pump.fun or any Solana wallet that swaps. Only spend what you're fine losing.
- Come back and book a session for anything you hold. Including $SHRINK. The doctor needs a doctor.
Contract address: not launched yet. Any $SHRINK you see before it appears here is not this practice.
Appointment card · One (1) session
One $SHRINK
Redeemable for one (1) 50-minute session, 45 of which the doctor spends staring at your chart in silence.
Co-pays accepted in cope.
Pays nothing. Promises nothing. No presale, no roadmap dates.
For holders, after launch (planned, not live)
- Deep-analysis sessions with longer notes.
- Priority in the daily group therapy.
- A couch in your colors on your cards.
- Your name on the waiting-room wall.
Holding is checked by signing a message with your wallet. No transaction, nothing to approve.